MLM / Direct Sales In Heaven??

It’s a simple, proven program: You bring me five souls, and they each get five souls, and… pretty soon, you’ll have a halo, company wings, and a six-figure residual income for eternity.

God wants us to evangelize - if The Lord Jesus had 12 disciples and his 12 disciples had more than 80 other disciples on their own which spread on to create the entire church structure, then are we to say that Christianity is a pyramid scheme?

A 'Holy' pyramid perhaps :)

Haha - I guess MLM is biblical.